Tomtoms bigger than a buss stop

A term for huge tits.

She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.

by Judge dredd7 December 6, 2011

Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009

Wetter than an otters pocket

What my area constantly feels like when im around jevon b.

When jevon looks at me i get wetter than an otters pocket

by Bold girl February 14, 2021

hotter than dog shit in a skillet

a person be hot an in temperature

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018

tighter than a virgin on prom night

When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit

Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night

by Lil pump 123 March 2, 2019

Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.

Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020