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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 8, 2011
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National Pension System

A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.

Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.

Low maintenance too.

No hidden surprises.

Doesn't take much, gives more in return.

What more do we want?
He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.
by Future Self November 23, 2021
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Darkspeed Systems

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.
Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"
by Thetntteam May 17, 2023
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System of a Down

A nu/folk/alternative band who makes songs primarily about politics, drugs, and sex. The band released 5 tracks called “System Of A Down”, “Toxicity”, “Steal This Album!”, “Mezmerize”, and “Hypnotize”.
That System of a Down concert looks badass!
by characteraiSUCKS June 4, 2023
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metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it
I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?
by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023
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System 32

It is an important folder that contains important files for Windows to Work, and deleting them would kill your PC
I'M GOING TO FUCKIN' KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS BY REMOVING SYSTEM 32 FAT BITCH
by DatMinecraftboi10 March 29, 2023
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