non stoner

Some one who doesn't do drugs.Some teenagers {such as myself} fit into this category.

Mike:Dude you wanna hit off this bowl?
Stan:Fuck that I'm a non stoner

by Metaknight42 May 31, 2007

Poser Stoner

A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.

Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.

by PHAT420 January 7, 2011

bi-stoner

like those who are bi-polar, bi-stoners can't decide how they feel.

bi-stoners will be notorious for their use of marijuana, but when asked to join in a routine sesh may claim to have "quit." have no fear, they'll be back to using soon enough.

sean: yo paul, you and melissa celebrating 420?

paul: nah man, she doesn't blaze anymore

sean: she's a fucking bi-stoner man, you gotta watch out for those bitches.

by mary fucking j May 10, 2011

Love Stoner

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned

Im your Love Stoner.

by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008

tall stoner

A person who smokes a lot of weed and is proud of it.

That Tommy Chong is a tall stoner.

by doodahman October 29, 2010

Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.

Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.

by blueberry42 February 27, 2014

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 12, 2013