Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️

A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh

Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”

by TheRealMinecrafter April 1, 2020

leet speak

cool words like L337 and PWN3D gamers use.

man that n00b tried to step up to my 1337 skills and got pwn3d!

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

1337 speak

talking in a way that places numbers in the place of certian letters
1 = l or i
2 = R
3 = b
4 = A
5 = S
6 = G
7 = T
0 = O

"h0ly sh1t 1 ju5t pwn3d that n00b!"

by sylen.emu June 6, 2003

Speak to me Goose...

A request for input, information, direction or a clue from a fellow traveler.

Maverick (Tom Cruise) to his back-seater Goose (Anthony Edwards) as they are about to engage their adversary in a dogfight.

Driving and nearing my destinantion - but uncertain of the exact location - I said to my co-pilot "Speak to me Goose..."

Waiting for my laptop to boot up... "Speak to me Goose!"

by doc finch November 21, 2010

speaking Cuntish

The language of and for cunts. Just like English or Spanish there is a Cuntish. In this language all the words must refer to a cunt or have the word cunt included. For example: cuntestival, cuntiness and cunt they are all part of the language Cuntish.

Jose Ma: That girl should try to remove her cunt, maybe she can get rid of her cuntiness that way and then I will invite her to the cuntestival I´m attending this weekend.

Roberto: That is a precise description my friend. Plus it seems you have improved your vocabulary and you are speaking Cuntish effortlessly. Cuntastic!!

by cuntiliciousmaster November 29, 2010

slake

The opposite of a nap. When you are awake. You sleep and then you wake up and then you go back to sleep. The part when you are awake is a "slake" When you sleep and then wake up to either go workout or write papers and then you go back to sleep.

I took a "slake" today, I had to get up for practice and went to sleep when I got home.

by yeebudddy July 30, 2011

Turtel spaK

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’

"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"

by Freaky Hobbit August 31, 2005