chewy black bum spider

a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.

dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.

by munkybutt March 15, 2008

Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.

Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.

by Ace April 6, 2003

SpiderDunk

To unload large amounts of sperm into your hand and slap someone with it.

Yo man, I just SpiderDunked Zach today! He had cum hangin' off his face!

by Zach and Charlie December 14, 2005

Spider girl

When a guy cums on a girl's face, then she wipes it off with two fingers and flicks it onto the dude's face.

That asshole shot a load on my face so I wiped it off and gave him a Spider girl!

by Taco the silverback June 20, 2010

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

Spider Legs

The act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. Usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. Common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.

go to youtube and search spider legs

by the.dance.machine November 7, 2010