Spoon

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

by sonneblom July 16, 2006

spoon feeding

When a couple is laying chest to back (spooning) under a blanket, and the "little spoon" farts, the smell is channeled by the cavity between the two bodies, blanket, and bed directly into the face of the "big spoon."

I refuse to snuggle with my girlfriend after sex anymore. I'm afraid she'll wind up spoon feeding me a broccoli fart again.

by Anarch0n August 14, 2010

fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003

Schooner

Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.

1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!

by LOVERS! December 17, 2010

Spooner

Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.

Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.

by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 28, 2011

Spoon

An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott

He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 17, 2004

Spoonbucket

A simple, yet sweet sounding insult which derives from the insult 'spoon.' Usually implies a person is idiotic.

Duh: Is Korea in China
Ntelegent: No it's a seperate country you spoonbucket

by Double G August 7, 2006