Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."
Richard: "..."
Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021
Get the Sperm Bank Reject mug.An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016
Get the sperm miser mug.According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."
That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".
One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".
One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
Get the sperm recepticle mug.When you bend a chick over and engage in intercourse so hard that when the man finishes the cum shoots out her nose….expert level move
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Get the Sperm Talk mug.Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
by Lolbrono January 16, 2023
Get the Sperm web mug.We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
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