soft money

money that is not backed by any type of thing that maces sure you will pay it back.

Such as an I.O.U. something that doesent ensure you are going to pat that person back

by go LAKESIDE MIDDLE!!! w00t w00t (im Richard Barton) January 21, 2005

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 12, 2011

soft touch massage

A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.

Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.

by green plant February 10, 2014

baby soft skin

The absence of pubic hair in the genitals, achieved through various procedures: shaving, waxing, and any other hair removal processes.

Woman: I just got a Brazilian wax. Check out my baby soft skin!
Dude: Oh man, that feels so good!

by dr. skin January 03, 2009

soft ass nigga

A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who bends for a female, or any being at the snap of a finger. A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who pays for pussy. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention.

That soft ass nigga always doing the most , & his girl on MY dick

by That_Real_nigga May 08, 2014

soft pop

When you're trying to squeeze a pimple and all the gunk in it pops out without difficulty.

Man: "Holy fuck I had the best soft pop yesterday."

by girlbye8 August 17, 2017

Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

by Klamer October 19, 2006