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Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time
Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.
by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018
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Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation
A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof
by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019
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Sleep Inebriation

When you reach the part of sleep deprivation where you start to feel tipsy or even outright inebriated. Regardless of sleep deprivation's severity, you can feel either slightly tipsy or absolutely smashed, or ANYWHERE in between; however, it's generally more severe the further you slip into sleep deprivation. Sleep inebriation is usually in the form of scenes separated by unreasonable emotions such as apathy or sorrow, but can be a constant intoxicating feeling.
Guy1: BLARGH UNICORNS, MY NAME IS HITLER AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRANKLIN ROOSTERVELTS. I LOVE YAH MAN!
Guy2: ...how many have you had today?
Guy1: Meh. Not many.
Guy2: Buh?
Guy1: YOUR ARSES ASS AND I'M THE GRASS MAN PUNK YA HAVENTH HEATHEN!
Guy3: He's just suffering Sleep Inebriation, let him be until he passes out from being tired.
by dasscheisse July 6, 2011
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tweak sleep

Sleeping very hard, hard to wake up, sleeping a long time 12+ hours. The origin of the saying is when a drug user comes down of a binge and sleeps unusually hard and long.
She is in tweak sleep because she worked a 3 day shift at the hospital.
by cashus1982 November 17, 2011
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sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep
Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.
by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011
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Sleep Coma

When you pass out for long periods of time from massive exhaustion or sedatives, and wake up feeling awesome.
I passed out right after work, I've been in a sleep coma for almost 15 hours.
by ReignKaos August 24, 2010
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sleep on life

Let life go by or pass on by
"You haven't heard this song? Everybody know this song, bro you sleep on life."
by TSHH July 23, 2015
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