Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.

Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)

by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023

Skinny Dipping

What Ms. Sabrina Carpenter says we must do! To metaphorically take off all your pain and be vulnerable! Or you could actually take off your clothes and hop in water, but that’s cold. Also, I wouldn’t take every line literally because I feel like swimming on the edge of a cliff is a bit of a no-no.

“I just don’t know what to do anymore. I’m afraid to tell anyone how I’m feeling.”

“Girl, get rid of it, go SKINNY DIPPING.”
“I don’t know if I’m there yet.”

“You are, young grasshopper. Best thing you’ll ever do.”

by Twizzlersenthusiast06 September 26, 2021

Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.

The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020

Skinny Jeans

A trademark of all skater boys. These jeans can also show some other unseen things...

“Put on your skinny jeans. We’re going to the skate park.”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 3, 2018

Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

skinny peep

A very courageous yet sensitive and wise musician with a very large dick. Surprisingly.

"We were in bed when he ended up being like skinny peep."

by Skinny Peep November 27, 2018

Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.

Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!

by Skinnytits6969 March 8, 2020