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sitthiphon

some Asian that no one knows how to say the name of.
Sitthiphon.
by Azueschi March 6, 2018
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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Sitting on casper

One who is really bugging, no cap like they did sum hella STOOPID then they are thereforesitting on Casper”.
*someone ask a dumb question everyone else knows the answer to*
“Bruh, you really sitting on Casper, just shut up”😭
by Realballerbracket09 October 28, 2018
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Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.
by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019
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Shitty Sean

What mir called sean because he missed 5 layups in a row
by BaldCrackHead May 30, 2019
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Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.
I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!
by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019
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Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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