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sexual smoothie

In the course of macking one will hurl into the others mouth... she/he(whatever floats your boat) swallows the vomit and then returns it into the origanating mouth.
If i macked with her we'd make a sexual smoothie.
by Dillion M. February 14, 2009
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serbian smoothie

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times
Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.
by MusclesMcCoolguy April 24, 2011
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smooter

When you fuck a girl. Smooter is otherwise known as being smooth. If you say smooth real fast you get smooter.
I smootered this girl last night. I really love to smooter.
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smoothskin

Sexually attractive female or male with oily skin, usually of Mediterranean, Latin American, or Mideastern background.
I think the only reason Mark likes Aracely is because Aracely is such a smoothskin!
by pentozali September 4, 2013
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smooth jazz

an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect.

do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.

*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty
*real life conversation with the use of this phrase*

HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
ZACH: fiiine
HANNAH: YUSSSS!!!
by fun dino-corn August 11, 2010
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smoothie

a smoothie is a totally hot sxc guy! comes from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are hot guys!
My god brad is such a god damn smoothie
by gen gen August 7, 2004
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smooth

"Check out the breeders, they are ultra-smooth"
by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006
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