shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)

My mum walked in on me when i sharted!

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Shimmy Shart

It’s a move- when you shift your weight onto one leg and left the other one slightly, then shake (shimmy) your leg in a fast back and forth motion while farting violently.

My girlfriend and I got in an argument today because I tried to do a Shimmy Shart in front of her dad and stepmom and it led to a Hershey squirt on their couch.

by Queeater14 August 17, 2025

Shart Arts Shart!

The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!

Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS

by Iamfatlol September 21, 2021

bunghole shart

poopy com out of bunghule

“yo bro, why do my bunghole shart?” “because retard”

by musclemansjar December 7, 2021

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it

Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted

by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022

Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024