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shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"
person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie
by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022
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flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.
by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016
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Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).
the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.
by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012
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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea
"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"
by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020
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Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-
by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022
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gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016
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