Rotten Rocket

Before a blow job you run to the bathroom and you bend your soft dick down and rub it all over your own asshole and then your unknowing partner puts that lap hog right in their mouth.

Last night after dancing and sweating at the club all night I took that Queen Latifah looking bitch home and prepared for here a real juicy Rotten Rocket.

by ShadyMcShadyZ June 7, 2018

Rocket League

Put ball in goal but the higher rank you get you do it fancier.

I was playing rocket league and put ball in goal.

by idkrocketleague October 18, 2023

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

Rocket job

Jerking a guy off with his own balls

Duuude Dave’s wife gave me a rocket job last night

by daaaavie December 4, 2021

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023

Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died

by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022

Piss Rocket

When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.

Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"

by ririinsta January 16, 2022