don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranch

An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!

If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.

by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022

roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017

Slow roasted local

Yourself and three of your best mates having a 4way and a couple cans, because the footies on.

"Hey what's on for the weekend?"
"Yeah nah, just have a slow roasted local, the swans are playin"

by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017

Over-roast

When you roast someone so hard that even you get burned in the process

Alice : Honestly your full of it Jeff
Jeff : The only thing your full of is shit
Matt : OVER-ROAST

by Oka-sauce-ski March 21, 2016

roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends

Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.

by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020

cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum

Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast

by collien May 29, 2007