dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

Nic Ripped

The act of getting so buzzed off of nicotine you can barely walk straight. Common slang with people who JUUL to take a rip.

Example 1:
Juul user: Bro you want a hit?
Man: Nah I got super Nic Ripped in the bathroom earlier, I can hardly stand.
Example 2:
Man: I smoked a pack of cigarettes in an hour and almost threw up i got so Nic Ripped

man 2: No way

by Anus Destroyer 69 October 24, 2018

Ripping Lips

When a Woman Queefs, farting from her vagina so loudly it could be mistaken for farting from the butt.

You're really ripping lips over there.

by xTheCriticx November 16, 2016

Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.

Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.

by JB May 18, 2004

rip down

suprising someone by pulling down their pants.

I gave him a rip down

by sarah jones March 11, 2003

rip start

Option two: rip start can also be inserting a chain of anal beads into a female (or male) anus, once all beads are inside proceed to Donkey punch said person and pull the beads out with full force. (warning might be splash back.

Hey honey could be try a (rip start) tonight?

by Pkthtguy November 18, 2016

Bong Rip

An extremely knowledgeable Marijuana activist who is determined to peacefully legalize its highly beneficial use and not make it a crime to heal from the most beneficial crop on Earth.

Morally Bankrupt Government: "I wish I could be man enough to legalize Marijuana, but I just want to piss off overly responsible citizens like Bong Rip just to spice America up, whatever that means."

by Jeff Schaefer January 31, 2008