scott richard king

A guy that is well loved and a friend to all but watch out if you treat your girl bad around him because he will be up in those guts quicker then a snicker. She will fall for him but he will just rock her world and build her confidence up and send her back . He isnt a home wrecker but a relationship checker or counselor.

I told that boy to treat his girl right but he wouldn't listen so I had to do the scott Richard King and give that girl what she needed last night.

by 2 live drew0 April 8, 2023

Richard Dawson Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.

Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.

by K-DOG June 25, 2014

Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.

-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.

by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006

Cold Hand Richard

When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks

I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.

by Fayd Rautha November 9, 2017

richard measuring contest

Dick measuring contest

Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.

by erbz November 11, 2017

William Richard Baker

A gay idiot who thinks he’s popular, he’s that one “friend” who’s not actually your friend and you avoid him when you see him in public. William Richard Baker is very white and pale he has a big forehead and an ugly face

Look at William Richard baker he is ugly

by Ligmadeez April 26, 2022

richard turner

(1) Git
(2) Man (or transexual) with all the personality traits of a dead wasp

Oh look! I've just stepped in a pile of Rich

by Russell Pilfold March 24, 2004