To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.
by Winkchester October 20, 2020
Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?
Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.
Person Two: That sounds brutal.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?
Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.
Person Two: That sounds brutal.
by Leafy Sapnotdream October 26, 2020
When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
by BigMoneyChoCho February 20, 2018
When one character, not necessarily named Sean, proclaims that s/h/it "needs more independence" and promptly slinks away,emotionally speaking, from the relationships. The devastation left in her/his wake is not always intentional
by dorkwithaknife October 29, 2008
by Derek Wohlust May 20, 2003
I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!
David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.
David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.
by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010
To flash your crotch at someone. Especially like Britney Spears has when she made the mistake of not wearing underwear whenever she goes out and flashed her vagina at the paparazzi more than 5 times already.
by Lily555 October 25, 2007