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Professor Puma

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.
I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!
by professor fuckrastinator April 17, 2011
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Profounditity

A word used when someone of "great intelligence" thinks of something they think is profound but is actually generally know amongst the general population.
I just had a moment of profounditity! -- Day and night are happening at the SAME time!!!!
by Smar Tish April 29, 2011
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proflouncing

Proflouncing is the art of accenting different syllables in words and giving the word a completely new spelling and sound. The first "master proflouncer" was Megamind. He would proflounce nearly everything, including the name of a popular city and where he got an education as a child.
John: OurbundacshunaRY is just the best website e-VAIRH.
Jack: You mean Urban Dictionary?
John: No.
Jack:
John: I'm f***ing proflouncing.

*NOTE: CayPITalaissed letters are achsented.
by Maflarkey June 30, 2011
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Profanitation

The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.
A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'

B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'
by Alyxandr December 28, 2011
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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Profile Trapped

When a friend traps you into their Facebook profile by using your picture in their cover photo.
Aw man, he Profile Trapped me! Check out his cover photo!
by rosee posey September 21, 2014
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Profucktive

Being highly productive at f#*cking things up
Man, today was a totally profucktive day. Everything I touched fell to pieces. I should have stayed in bed.
by Keehop June 4, 2016
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