poser

a wrong way of spelling poseur if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

MSN conversation

friend one- man that bob is such a poser

Friend two- wtf its poseur nub

*friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

by quiksliver September 25, 2006

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

poser

A person who says that they love a certain style of music or clothing, (etc.) but really doesn't, and is trying to fit in.

Emily: Oh my God that girl is a poser! She doesn't like Green Day! I am the biggest Green Day fan!!!
Angela: Emily there are a ton of people who love Green Day much more than you. You are not their #1 fan.
Emily: Well I consider myself their #1 fan.
Angela: You only have one CD, there is a ton of Green Day CDs.

If you only have one CD of a band because you think it will make you cool, you are identified as a poser.

by Hawthorne Heights lover December 28, 2005

poser

n. Someone who claims/pretends to be something they're not because, it's the "cool" thing to be. They act like they like certain things, and in reality they don't. They try to fit in and conform to the public's opinions. They don't have an original mind, and try to think like everyone else.

See also: poseur, sheep, wannabe

"Those kids who like Avril Lavgine sure are posers."
Someone who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.

by Linky June 15, 2006

poser

A person who calls someone a poser is a poser

if you call some one a poser you're pretty much just trying to cover up the fact that you're a poser maybe that person you're calling a poser just wants to change themselves for the better and you should just leave them alone

by punkrox777 July 16, 2007

posers

Somebody who likes a band at first then it gets on MTV and they start hatin em'. It not there damn fought they got on MTV they did say "Hey My songs so rawkin why dont u put it on the list for the top 10 voting?"

"Man I hate TBS!" and 5 weeks ago they said "Dude TBS is the best fuckin band ever!"

by Kelly April 20, 2005

Goth Poseur

A person who emulates a Goth for the attention or as a rebellion against their parents.

I just look this way to piss my parents off.
That kid is a Goth Poseur for sure, He does not even have any scars on his wrist.

by NeoAngel July 5, 2006