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Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people
Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*
by gunguything October 3, 2022
mugGet the Horny Policemug.

Police

*the police arrive*

well well well, if it isnt my tax dollars
by DraftDraft July 26, 2022
mugGet the Policemug.

typo police

or Grammar Police
Annoying guy that keep reminds you every typo you make.
Pretty commun on twitter.
twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.
by annowed July 4, 2014
mugGet the typo policemug.

The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
mugGet the The Joke Policemug.

LSU POLICE

LSU POLICE is a Federal law enforcement division of MTV CATFISH POLICE. LSU POLICE stands for Lesbian Sex Unconsented. What they do is arrest woman for Lesbian sex that is unconsented or disapproved by the minors parents or by a local Police Department. Most of LSU Agents who pursue lesbian suspects are sent by the minors parents. Some of LSU Agents come strait from the station or a local court office after they pick up the files. They basically arrest Female Lesbian rapist but they can arrest women for Lesbian Activity which is why Lesbians don't like them. Does have Undercover and Casual Undercover Agents.
Stacy- Is that LSU POLICE out the window? LSU- NOBODY MOVE
by Voorhee$ $avage August 25, 2018
mugGet the LSU POLICEmug.

Petty Police

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.
by RLKI November 29, 2017
mugGet the Petty Policemug.

Dece Police

The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.
Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!
by CamWhill Fweindel September 2, 2010
mugGet the Dece Policemug.

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