by keithwalmart January 24, 2011
For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.
by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 03, 2016
A big fat pussy that looks like a large slice of pizza folded in half, in which the inner portion resembles flapping pepperoni and sauce at the begining stages of coagulation.
Don't tap that shit, she's got pizza lips.
by R & R Ferguson November 10, 2007
An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.
by B-rad from BU February 05, 2007
What kinda specials you got? You got that 5 for 5....5,5,5...3 for 5, them 5 dolla pizzas. I got a coupon for free cheese bread wit my order. You got wings right? This is the Domino's Pizza tradition!
by Always_hood July 18, 2011
The most disgusting pizza on earth. The sauce is flavorless (if there's actually any at all). All that can be tasted is the funny-tasting cheese. The bread is drenched in grease. Quite frankly, the pizza rather expensive for the crappy taste.
Guy that eats anything: I ordered delivery.
Dude: What is it?
Guy that eats anything: Pizza Hut.
Dude: Blech, gross.
Dude: What is it?
Guy that eats anything: Pizza Hut.
Dude: Blech, gross.
by frosm March 11, 2006
by roettger May 23, 2006