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penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.
by suckymytoey April 4, 2019
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Peni, twelve or more penises gathered in one place or area.
I heard Jenny had peni at her house last night.
by lynkozz March 30, 2015
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Penis
It is penis
Please just ask your parents what penis is
You should all know this
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Penis is a penis I guess. Seriously learn what a penis is
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A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.
Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?
by Ritardondo September 22, 2016
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The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.
Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.
I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.
by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018
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What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT
My penis grows big when I see a hot girl
by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019
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