Pee-Floor

Any time you walk into a dirty, skummy bathroom, and your shoes stick to the floor and make that noise like wax being pulled off of skin. Usually they are the bathroom's that have condom machines hanging everywhere, and drunk guy's passed out next to the toilet.

"So, I'm with this girl, Ashley, right? and I'm like lets go "hang out" at your place... and she's like 'ok, but you need a rubber' so I'm like, this crappy ol bar should have one in their bathroom, I walk in, and I'm stuck to the floor...when I pry myself off the pee-floor, shes gone, so is my erection!"

I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!

I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...

"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"

by Ben Peterson November 27, 2007

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baby pee

Pee that is very diluted and watery. It also has almost no smell.
see also->
pee
piss

My baby brother threw a diaper at me, and all the BABY PEE got all over my. It wasn't that bad though...

by That Bum May 3, 2005

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Pee-You

Something you say when something stenches of strong putrid taste.

Curtis: "Pee-you! Did you just rip ass?"

Brendan: "Yeah! Dude, it wreaks in here now!"

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

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pee mouth

A warm and exuberant taste or feel in your mouth that can include the back of your throat. It was first heard around the 18th century in obscure parts of Ireland.

After last night the pee mouth was just unbearable.

by Raoul Hazard February 27, 2005

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