When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
by Froggystyle July 3, 2019
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Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
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"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
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Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!
by aromabinger June 10, 2024
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who lives on Proud Puff Street?
the puffin’ pan, the puffin’ pan?
Do you know the puffin’ pan
who lives on Proud Puff Street?
by bluestinger66 July 6, 2023
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Just as using a lead pan might make food seem fine at first but slowly poisons those who eat it, “cooking with a lead pan” implies that a company or leader is pursuing results that look good now but will prove toxic over time - for the business, employees, or customers.
Just as using a lead pan might make food seem fine at first but slowly poisons those who eat it, “cooking with a lead pan” implies that a company or leader is pursuing results that look good now but will prove toxic over time - for the business, employees, or customers.
“Launching that product without proper testing might look good on the quarterly report, but we’re cooking with a lead pan if we ignore the long-term brand damage.”
“Cutting customer support to save costs is just cooking with a lead pan — we’ll pay for it in churn and reputation later.”
“Cutting customer support to save costs is just cooking with a lead pan — we’ll pay for it in churn and reputation later.”
by deadbeatfarmer October 21, 2025
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