why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Giving an Onion

To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.

The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 14, 2015

What The Onion

A popular phrase, commonly used by teenagers. The word "Onion" in this context means a superior being. "Onion" may be used to replace hard swears like "f*ck" or "h*ll"

What The Onion was that guy thinking? He could've gotten us killed!

by JustJonnika December 04, 2024

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 08, 2018

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 July 08, 2013

Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage August 02, 2021