Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
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Iron Maiden

I don't know what the fuck all of you freaks are talking about.Iron Maiden fucking SUCK!
Bruce D: "oooooh my weiner is the size of my pinky when it's hard,oooooh"
by groove or die January 15, 2005
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five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).
by pineapple_babe March 07, 2005
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Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
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You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?
Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).
by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 10, 2005
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Ironing from home

A working arrangement where one interupts the domestic chores every 5 minutes to push the mouse a quarter inch, or glance at your inbox, hence giving the impression of doing some actual work work.
Look at the mess in my house! It's a good job I'm ironing from home tomorrow so I can get tidied up.
by Xyloph October 10, 2011
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Iron Beef Curtains

This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".

However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.

This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.

Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......

Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.
I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.
by 3rd Party October 17, 2009
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texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
by spread condor September 24, 2010
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