Humpty Hog Fuckin

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!

Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.

by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016

Raw Dog on the Hog

"Raw Dog on the Hog" is the act of going condomless on a fatty.

Jeff and I both left empty handed, but David was over there in the Jurassic Park arcade booth going "Raw Dog on the Hog" with that girl he met in the Del Taco parking lot 7 minutes ago.

by bEnharmony July 24, 2012

hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Hogs Breath

An American themed family restaurant with 18 hour slow cooked steaks and good waitresses.

Jordan: 'Man, I could really go for a great steak.'
Brad: 'Lets go down to Hogs Breath Cafe.'

by Blossem January 6, 2012

Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

by birdman2346 January 21, 2019

hog n jog

The act of fornicating an exceptionally large woman and leaving immediatly after.

Did you see the size of that chick Chris L. took home?

Yea he likes to hog n jog.

by brianlovesfatchicks January 11, 2008

cut the fat hog

In the midwest, this is an old term, still commonly used, meaning good sum of money was made on a business deal. No "ass" part to it, goofs, you (cut) stick a hog in the neck...

He cut the fat hog when he sold that car.

by czechbull November 11, 2011