by Tuneball August 11, 2006
Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.
by Ivana B Jay May 02, 2021
Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
by sukan December 27, 2022
When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.
by Vorsteher Agony August 20, 2019
A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 06, 2019
When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it
"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"
by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021
When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
by Stingy Guts October 02, 2023