“Daddy Harry is so hot”
“Yes i know, Louis, you never shut up about him”
“He can fuck me any day”
“Shut up Louis”
“Yes i know, Louis, you never shut up about him”
“He can fuck me any day”
“Shut up Louis”
by Louis Tomlinson is a bottom July 31, 2022
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Get the daddy longlegs mug.A Dad with a big ding-a-ling... As heard on the "The Billy Madison show " in Texas.
his Co-host calls it a peepee-doddle..
his Co-host calls it a peepee-doddle..
by mickeycrabs May 5, 2022
Get the Daddy with a fatty mug.The sexiest being alive, if you use this in your Clash Royale deck you are a god. daddy bowler is the best card in clash royal. Use this card to win every game.
by daddy bowler October 19, 2021
Get the daddy bowler mug.A male, usually older, that keeps you supplied with Starbucks using his Stars rewards. The more you flirt the more Starbucks you get. Don’t F things up with your Star Daddy cause you know your ass is too broke for a latte.
Bitch how you get that chai latte every damn day? Your ass can’t even pay me the 1/2 rent yet. Chill. It’s all good. My Star daddy takes care of me. Shizzle on the drizzle!
by Dick Onchin August 21, 2021
Get the Star Daddy mug.Sexy economics teacher with wonderful scarf. Daddy Krols have a fetish for students named Diederick. You can make daddy very happy when you go under their desk for some milk. If he ever catches you using your smartphone (when he looks over your shoulder with pride) he will use you as decoration for his Christmas tree together with his scarf.
Daddy Krols do love to suck all lust of life out of you
Daddy Krols do love to suck all lust of life out of you
by FrogMilker December 7, 2022
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"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."
by Rusty Peener July 3, 2021
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