We need to talk

The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.

Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*

by mutenoMIC November 22, 2020

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Need to Know OCD

An obsession with wanting to know everything there is to know about a topic, subject, product, software, game, etc.

Due to my Need to Know OCD I had dozens of browser tabs open while I researched my current medical condition.

by VirtualOCDAcademy January 25, 2021

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021