mouse potato

A mouse whos mother slept with a patato

Mums a mouse dads a potato baby = mouse potato

by Suckmypotato September 29, 2008

field mouse

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse

josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

by pones McChicken Fingaz December 9, 2003

mousehunt

Seemingly ridiculous task that eats up a lot of time without much benefit.

I have spent the entire morning on a mousehunt for this information; now my client doesn't need it.

by atlgadgetgrrl January 6, 2011

Mouseketeer

When one decides to place a gerbil or other small mouse up their rectum, they become a "mouseketeer." Richard Gere was one of the orginal mouseketeers.

I don't travel to West Hollywood, but I'm guessing there are many famous mouseketeers living there.

Britney Spears was a mouseketeer - i'm just sayin'

by d-e-m November 26, 2009

Mouse Trap

When your partner declines to give you anal sex and you want it so badly that you drop your hips while taking it doggie style, thereby "mouse trapping" your partner into your rectal vault.

1. "Bob wouldn't buggery me last night, so I straight up mouse trapped him."

2. "I'm planning a special evening for Bill tonight. I'm setting mouse traps right and left. He's getting mouse trapped tonight!"

3. "I'm sick of having to mouse trap all of my men."

by nastylove January 15, 2013

mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

House Mouse

A snitch.

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

by Doc Soul April 7, 2009