Mickey mouse

Guy with man tits walked up behind a bald man & places tits on top of bald mans head representing Mickey Mouse ears.

That guy looks like he has Mickey Mouse ears !

Oh wait no that’s just a fat mans tits on his head

by Nae_nae98 January 31, 2020

Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.

Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.

by Jermangus August 28, 2008

tit mouse

some one who's being a tit head, douch wad, douch bag, faggot, homo, retard, annoying, or just a complete fuck face. can also be used to insult people who are smaller then you and annoying.

Jenn you're being a tit mouse. so just fuck off!

by theomen666000111 June 21, 2006

cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.

We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.

by Lucas March 30, 2004

neutered mouse

A computer mouse with out a tracking ball. Similar to a bobbed mouse with out a tail. Could be both if it does not have a bad credit rating and still has some charge left in it.

Look at all the red blood under that mouse. It must be a neutered mouse.

by less than average May 10, 2007

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011