wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

Joel The Mole

Young ambitious lad with big dreams ahead of him. Very handsome and kind to his fellow friends.

Hey Joel The Mole

by CheesyOnion June 13, 2021

Gay cat mobile

Haha vroom vroom

Something that Mrspolykit created in jackbox

Superstinoworld: *Laughs* what even is a gay cat mobile?!

by Bobal November 24, 2021

Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.

“Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."

by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022

muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

mobeel

different way to say Mobile, but so people pronounce it correctly

I drive an auto-mobeel,.

by Karl Mobeel October 4, 2008