when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
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by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018
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*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
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