how i met your mother

legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there

how i met your mother is the best tv show to exist

by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020

mother

Used to define something larger or better than anything else.

That was the mother of all goals.

I need the mother of all beers to quench my thirst on a hot day like this.

by Lexi January 9, 2004

Mother Fucker

The most common phrase said by Samuel L. Jackson

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother fucker! Say what one more goddamn!

by Kevin Esser February 17, 2008

mother fucking prick with a small cock

a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis

Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.

by telling the truth November 28, 2007

mother lode

abundant source or supply

New York is the mother lode of neurotic writers.

by Mavens April 1, 2008

dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"

dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Mother Fucker

1. N. Your Father
2. N. Playa your mom's cheating with
3. N. term you use when you are angry at someone
4. N. Compliment
5. N. A term used to compare something to it.
6. N. Someone who performs sexual intercorse on their
mother.
7. N. A term many african americans use on anything.(usually with A's instead of ER's)
8. N. George Bush

1. "Your father fucks your mom, so he is a mother fucker."
2. "That mother fucker's been sleepin with yo mom."
3. "GET OVER HERE, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
4. "You're one bad-ass mother fucker."
5. "That shits as crazy as a mother fucker."
6. "I heard Billy is a mother fucker."
7. "Yo grab me dat motha fucka, motha fucka."
8. "That mother fucker is killing off all our troops. We need to fucking impeach that mother fucker."

by Joey Jordison April 8, 2007