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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
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bookkeeping misadventure

When a business owner has shotty bookkeeping skills and claims you owe him money. This can be accidental or purposeful (most misadventures are in fact accidental)...but if done purposefully, it can be disguised as some sort of mistake. However the intention, the customer will never be fully trusting of said owner ever again.
A business owner claimed he had not received money that I gave him because he didn't write it in his book. After I showed the canceled check, he merely stated that it just wasn't in the book. This is a bookkeeping misadventure.
by Andrea Alexopoulos February 19, 2022
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Nanamin Minami

She's cute

She loves LenMiku a lot
Don't ever talk shit about LenMiku or she and her friends will show up in your house at 3am
"Nanamin Minami's posts about LenMiku are so dumb"

The person who said that was never seen again
by Misterelle February 22, 2022
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Wizened miasma

When a phone is forgotten and retrieved
Not another wizened miasma, James …
by Joebanana May 26, 2022
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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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pussy miasma

The smell, vapor, and noise of a crackheads pussy that is able to permeate walls and floors.
I was chilling at my pad and this crackhead that lives downstairs kept calling me to come down and fuck her, her pussy miasma was filling the entire room.
by Biggust Dickus August 4, 2023
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North miami Eastside

North Miami east (NME) the people who live in north miami Eastside are up on jwet, guns and etc
NME beef with North Miami Westside (2ave) And niggas from the 9 and 7 and 119 niggas which they is sum burgers and this is why north Miami Eastside is better
by anonymous August 19, 2024
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