Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip

If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.

by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020

Michael

Michael a person who is skinny but eats a lot And he look like cid from ice age

Hey u seen Cid (Person1)
U mean Michael (Person2)
Yeah He took my food (Person3)

by TK___ February 21, 2020

Michael

The most annoying person you will ever meet

Michael is gay

by Johnny Johnny Johnny March 2, 2019

Michael

A fat nigga that acts all tuff and thinks he can fight and wants to fight everyone till he actually fight and get his ass beat

Michael gay he swear he hard

by Qwesadg November 14, 2018

Michael

Is a gay boy and loves it up to bum he hates a pretty girl called Alice And Alice is the world she’s so beautiful

Michael is a maggot

by Mary18 February 22, 2020

Michael

This guy smokes dick, gives lapjobs, handjobs, you name something gay, he does it. His fetish is a gay 69 yr uncle to fart on his balls. He's into cock and ball torture, covered in white stuff and a furry

Michael is gay

by Toykat September 5, 2019

Michael

A Really weird and unique card usually geeking out about some video game. He is a friend to everyone except that one brat that doesn't shut up in class. He's a great friend and if you ever get the chance to meet him you'll become lifelong friends.

Michael is actually not that bad of a guy he's pretty cool!

by Spoy March 14, 2019