Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.

Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because

Jose Mario Mourinho by fatso101 May 27, 2011

Super Mario Brothers

A game that is highly addictive, suductive, and usually enjoyed by those in the age group of 9-2202029932972398873947027400487203740273. So, basically, you can be any age to enjoy this marvel. (Best when played with another person)

I know, we gon get high off dis shizz. Super Mario Brothers is possibly the highest honor ever to walk the gaming world.

Super Mario Brothers by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 22, 2011

Lena-Marie 

A kind hearted person who is kind of crazy but that's what makes her funny.

She is often very beautiful und has many boys who admire her.

Get yourself a Lena-Marie. She will certainly make you happy.

Lena-Marie by MaddisVessel January 5, 2017

Mariam 

my best and fav friend and person in my fucking life and i fucking love her a lottt💘
she has the most beautiful smile everrr
she’s so amazing, caring, beautiful, gorgeous, loyal, kind, funny, and trustworthy person. etc.
anyone would be lucky and blessed to have her in his/her life

she’s brunette and her eyes are brownish and she’s so fucking beautiful w/ or w/o her glasses😍
she’s single y’all and she’s searching for smn ;)
looking at her (especially her eyes) will make u go 🤤 (same as her friend ‘lougin’ hehe)
you would love her like everyone does if u just saw her w/o even sitting with her

ilysm babyhhh mwahhh❤️❤️

break her feelings and i’ll break yo fucking face bitch

Mariam

Mariam by luji June 8, 2019

mariaclara 

a Mariaclara is a confident Latina girl, she is the type of person who can blab about themselves all day long and always has something new to say. Her curvaceous body is often attracts many guys but she will still remain faithful to her man (unless she's a hoe). She will hide a lot of personal emotions because she doesn't need other people's pity. She enjoys living a care free life and getting back on track is something that she can do quite easily. Having a Mariaclara can be a handful sometimes but without her you would be nothing.

me: -I have been blessed bruh.
Friend: - How so?
me: -so i was scrolling through ig and i found a mariaclara.

mariaclara by martypepper March 21, 2018

fuck the marine corps 

when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"

first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"

second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"

fuck the marine corps by SUCKMYCOCKSERGEANTMAJOR October 17, 2010

mario and luigi 

The coolest fighters and pizannos in Mushroom Kingdom. Both are skilled, competitive fighters. Neither are neglected.

Look and Mario and Luigi Go!
Whoa Mario is fat, Luigi is Tall! But who cares?
oh no gurl, its a meee a mario, its a meee a luigi!

mario and luigi by Stesandra April 15, 2004