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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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Magic Mythology

A type of magic that illustrates biomistic power has the ability to bounce the earth like a basketball. Enlightens the moon and moves with the stars is capable of eliminating the powers of voodoo and witchcraft. Religious deciphers juggle one wheel on the bicycle and make words of craftsmanship on instrumentals lyrical.
Magic mythology is used by kahiem and other religious deciphers try to imitate the practice but he brings out the originality.
by Jinaist Policies May 4, 2021
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Magic Rock

A colorful small rectangular magical rock discovered on 1868 in the United Kingdom by a group of explorers after adventuring on plains. It is said to have fallen from sky. During the discovery, one member of the group stored it to get showed on a British opera house to showcase the audience how the rock works. The rock itself works on all kinds of magic.

A Modern form of the magic rock was used on Warner Bros.' 2009 film Shorts, where kids discovered it. In the film, it was used as wishing rock that caused chaos on a small Texan neighborhood.
"OMG! I HAVE FOUND A MAGIC ROCK AT STREET!!!" - Person who he/she founds the type of rock
by Ryan900USAYT July 28, 2022
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Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum
Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato
by PsageY July 30, 2022
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magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022
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Audible Magic

An Orwellian organization run by Communist Party USA whose primary goal is creating technology to prevent you from uploading certain copyrighted content to prevent piracy. It often does not recognize fair use due to it being automated, making expression under the First Amendment a hassle. A company that will certainly cause the next civil war over creativity and expression.
A number of websites grossly exploit Audible Magic's technology, including YouTube, Twitch, MySpace, Vimeo, and many others.
by The Real Driller August 22, 2022
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Magic word

Dani and Matteo are not a ship
What’s the magic word

DANI AND MATTEO ARENT A SHIP OBVIOUSLY
by Notadamz September 4, 2022
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