liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.
Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!
by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015
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liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.
Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!
by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015
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liquid budgie

after sex the guy takes the condom and holds it by the nipple and swings around so the cum flies in a slingshot like manner (15km) it spatter in the partners face like the poop of a budgie
She got a liquid budgie after i railed her.
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Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train
I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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nut liquid

The milky discharge of male ejaculation aka nut juice.
by RCH2288 December 13, 2016
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liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.
She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
by Tom January 26, 2005
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Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 02, 2021
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