Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a formal or family function while attempting to maintain your balance and composure.
I’m not ready for the in-laws to show up this weekend. I might be walking the liquid tightrope Saturday night.
by MCRAzyLGB October 30, 2021

by Nora Johnson May 2, 2008

by A Yorkie lover Who is Funny July 3, 2021

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.
by Ryunoku September 28, 2024

by KonKopple August 3, 2016

by justin July 29, 2004
