Little Lion Man

A hairy little man who chases a woman down like an antelope then swipes his fist like a claw directly into the forehead of the female knocking her unconscious. He then proceeds to hump her face violently like a raw piece of meat while viciously roaring at the top of his lungs. This continues until he jizzes all over her making her have a "mane" of jizz. After that he runs away on all fours

The Little Lion Man ran around all day owning peoples mothers.

by touchMychode November 21, 2010

groin lion

Alex Gurunlian.

Groin lion's fucking Hattie again ....

by bugger off May 26, 2003

lion

when someone tells you false information

johnny:do you have any fours

geoge: nope...

Johnny: you be lion

by agust August 26, 2005

Lionel Richie

To Lionel Richie successfully one must be a vagina bearing female with all her own teeth and can never of featured on the Jerry Springer show.
The idea itself revolves around the song "3 times a lady" whereby a woman proves her femininity by shitting, pissing and vomiting all of herself and the vicinity.

Taxi Driver: " I had a girl in me cab last night who Lionel Richie'd everywhere and then made a break for it trailing shit back to her apartment. Dirty Bitch".

by HermioneFuckWad October 13, 2015

Lion king

Holding your child up infront of you when being physically threatened in order to prevent being assaulted

The misses found out i cheated on her , i had to lion king that bitch with our kid so she didnt hit me with the frying pan

by Thatguyjesus January 17, 2017

hungry lion

the act of performing cunnilingus on a female during her time of customary impurity

After my wife and I played hungry lion I looked like a lion who had been feeding on a recently killed antelope.

by DrTeeths November 9, 2011

Three Lions

The biggest chokers and the most overrated team in world football/soccer.

The Three Lions will play in the Round of 16 against Germany after almost going out in group stage.

I bet my life savings on Germany!

by Chain User Pika May 9, 2019