limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

by smyles January 28, 2008

Lima-Loser

Used in the popular show "Glee", Lima-Loser refers to a person that was born in the town Lima, grew up there, and will never leave.

Quinn - "You're a lima-loser and you will always be a lima-loser."

by totoro432 January 18, 2010

Nigger Limp

The act of walking with a slight limp. One leg basically straight and the other bent causing one to limp, generally while walking slowly and mad dogging every car that drives by. The nigger limp was originated by blacks but has been known to be performed by beaners, white trash, and even the occasional chink, gook or person of asian descent .

Holy shit! Look at Tony walking down the street doing the Nigger Limp! What's up with that fool? Has he been hangin' out with the Niggs or something?

by SBHellMan November 2, 2008

limit

Point at which a parabolic function becomes closest to it's approaching objective.

The limit of that function as x approaches infinity is -1

by Tevetoglu December 14, 2008

The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 13, 2003

limo heels

Shoes that are typically high heels, exorbitantly expensive, and from couture designer brands that necessitate the wearer to be driven around town less they get them dirty or have to walk very far.

Fashion magazine editors are often seen wearing their limo heels at fashion shows.

by MarinaSF April 20, 2007