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Kitty Porn

A skater for the Hellions Of Troy roller derby league.
Did you see Kitty Porn?....she scored 25 points in that last jam
by HoT roller girl September 26, 2010
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Doggy Kitty

Doggy Kitties are very mild-mannered, gentle creatures, with an irrational fear of grapefruit lotion.
They are usually illiterate and find no use for education.
These humans are adorable, with lovable eyes and a gorgeous smile.
Awww Steven, you Doggy Kitty -pat pat-
by Bexxxxx /:] January 20, 2009
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boom goes the kitty

Boom goes the kitty is the act of putting your stupid old cat into a microwave and turning it on wait about 20-30 seconds and BOOM GOES THE KITTY! enjoy with a nice white wine and crackers.
That effin cat luigi shit on the floor again so i threw him in the old microwave and BOOM GOES THE KITTY!
by Panty Tramps September 14, 2011
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Kitty Carryall

When a girl is a tad older and may have a lot of experience being with a variety of mates and or toys. Her vag part is then referred to as a Kitty Carryall.
Bill was excited about being with an older woman. He has heard nothing but great things about Jill and was eager to enter her Kitty Carryall, where so many others had been before him.
by Smellman May 4, 2009
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Kittyfriend

Where's my kittyfriend, hope he didn't become my kittyenemy?
by Cartaya November 25, 2006
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kittyfisherman

a person who hunts cats with a fishing rod.

kittyfisherman is a non metaphor

alieeeeeee
oi, fishyman, is that cat in your fishing line or is flerb your gerbington.

get your rod out my ass you catfishing cumdumpster.

yes i am a kittyfisherman.
yes i fish for kitties.
by simonshoes July 6, 2007
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Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.
#1
Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

#2
Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!
by aspman November 28, 2009
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