The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

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Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

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Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

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chinese junk boat

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.

Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.

by isabeela November 13, 2019

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Der Junkfüdfest

Also known as the day after halloween; on this day, you wolf down the candy got trick-or-treating/robbing little kids. If you're not careful, you could wind up sick or fat, so celebrate wisely!

RatchetBoo celebrated Der Junkfüdfest by wolfing down 6 mini-bags of M&Ms in .039 seconds.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

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