Jose 

Jose is the type of guy that everybody is not jealous of, he is also very STUPID .

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY

Jose by So desses mesmo... March 23, 2017

Jose 

An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)

'Who is that kid,he looks amazing?' 'Oh,that's Jose,he's awsome.'

Jose by Urban Masters March 31, 2017

jose franco 

A Kyke, Cousin Loving, Ass Uncle Fucker

Jose Franco is an Ass Ramming Uncle Fucker.

jose franco by Papi Lobo July 30, 2017

Jose 

A creepy hairy virgin. He sings like an autistic dolphin, has no outside skills and would gladly suck off Captain America (possibly take dick). An illegal beaner, possibly a bigger pedophile than "Matthew". He's obsessed with females, that one creepy kid in the rally recording cheerleaders for personal use. The type of nigga to sniff a girl's seat when she gets up.

Cheerleader 1: Did you see that creepy ass virgin recording us during the rally?
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"

Jose by fatassgingerlookimnforpipe December 5, 2017

Jose 

A scum bag that never invites his friends anywhere also listens to spanish and black music

John- Dude where is Jose
Nathan-he went to the movies

John- Jose never invites us anywhere but we invite him

Jose by Kvng_of_Ny July 29, 2018

Jose'd 

Right after a guy cums inside a girl she goes and has sex with another guy.

One female friend of mine has a term for this, it's called "Making him eat Jose's cum," or, "Jose'd."

In her younger days she had a main squeeze, Jose, and she'd fuck him, let him bust inside of her, then she'd go on to the next guy and have him eat her out and fuck her later that night. She did this to countless guys.

From reddit

Jose'd by ijosedyou November 25, 2011

jose 

a camel cigarette.

josie- a short

Ski, Carter, and Tim smoke the most joses.

Save me a josie.

jose by hookermeister1 November 10, 2009