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Nick Jonas

The most amazing guy in the universe who will NEVER have sex until he's married. Ignore all the hate definitions from losers who will probably never get a girlfriend and are just jealous. He has an amazing voice and plays the instruments awesomely! He is the youngest in the best band in the world... JONAS BROTHERS!!! <333
Nick Jonas gave a very lucky fan a hug.
by jonas luvas October 19, 2008
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Joe Jonas

Referred to as a "scrub" during the 2007 AMAs, when he ironically fell on broken glass... during a song about falling on broken glass.

A hot piece of ass.

The boyfriend of Maya Chapman.
"Dang, did you see that fool get pwnd into the ground? Hes such a joe jonas!"

"Did you see Maya today? I wish I was Joe Jonas!"
by Joe Wentz January 6, 2008
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jonasan

A fat ass who eats lots of stuff. He gets triggered easily and if he reads this, I'm screwed.
Guy1:Dude, Jonasan is scaaarrrryyyy.
Guy2:I know right!
by Dingybob March 20, 2017
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Jonah

A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.
Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"

Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
by polishgay December 11, 2019
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Jonah

A guy that fakes being drunk and has a tiny dick
Guy: ur faking

Jonah: no I’m not I’m plastered
by Dick swayed November 3, 2019
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Nick Jonas

If nick Jonas is gay then I’m glad I’m a guy
by Gay for jonas February 6, 2020
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jonas brothers

the greatest boy band on the earth and there quite sexy to.. i love you joe, nick and kevin
by i luv jonas brothers October 9, 2008
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