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John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants
John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.
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a chubby kid who twerks for fun
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John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.
your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"
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A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.
"Ugh, quit being such a John."
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Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.
You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
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It is used as the first name and uses a media's name for the last name
ex. John Ultrakill, John Silent Hill
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Some one who LOVES food
We eat to live John lives to eat
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